Something about a squid?

“I just wanna roll around on this cookie. Cuz it’s so cold.”

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

goddammitzak:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

I’m alfredo-f what will happen to his family.

ashcashlee:

omfg… adsklgjladskjgdsag LOOOOOOOL VAT.

ashcashlee:

omfg… adsklgjladskjgdsag LOOOOOOOL VAT.

“oww. awww.”

I have the best girlfriend

Like ever

“all I want in life is koalas”

“look at all that dead fish”

“and no one at our school has band-aids”

Damn you DJ Khaled…

Damn you DJ Khaled…